Club Gunson cover (Pilot Script). 1998. bmc.
Club Gunson (Pilot Page 1). 1998. bmc.
Prologue:
"That’s Gonna Stain"
In DARKNESS, the sound of TV static.
FADE IN:
Close-up TV static. The sound of a fart.
WOMAN’S VOICE:
You are a bad clown.
CLOWN-BOY:
I ate at Taco Hell for lunch…
(another fart)
…bean burritos…I love them, but they don’t love me.
(laugh)
WOMAN’S VOICE:
Damn that sinks…
(laughs)
CLOWN-BOY:
Do you know why farts stink?
WOMAN’S VOICE:
(long pause)
OK, why do farts stink?
CLOWN-BOY:
So, deaf people can enjoy them too…
(Laughter)
WOMAN’S VOICE:
(Stops laughing)
Don’t you dare hold my head under the blanket.
CLOWN-BOY:
Is that a request?
(Laughter)
Don’t worry. I got other plans for you little girl.
WOMAN’S VOICE:
I bet you do—you bad clown…
(Giggle)
(Seriously) What are you going to do with that?
CLOWN-BOY:
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